“I’d Rather be a House Cat” Marsbar the Chonky Calico Cat Unisex Hoodie

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Being a human is overrated. Wouldn’t you just rather be a house cat?
Marsbar here has the good life figured out. Worry free days napping in the sunshine while somebody feeds and cleans up after her. Treating her like the most fabulous creature on earth. Sign me up!

Whether you’re crazy about cats or are just sick of being a human, you’re definitely going to need this shirt!

Crop it or chop it to show more skin or rock it as-is, but let’s face it, human or house cat, you ARE as fabulous as this fluff-ball is!

Aren’t cats the best!?
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!